TODAY: May 20th, 2013  NEWS BREAK: New "Interzona E.P. 2010" record presentation party with SEVEN WAYS OUT!. Sun, Feb 21st. 7PM!
Oleg .: Dustin .: Mike .: Kon .: Aharon .: ROSEMARY TOPAR
Violin
POB: Westfield, NJ, USA
DOB: June 15

Not only has Rosemary been playing the violin since she was five, but she is a born-and-raised Jersey girl ("what exit?" 135, bitches!!!)... What are the odds of that?!

She graduated from Montclair State University with her music performance degree in 2006 and has had the rare pleasure of showing off her skillzzz at rock clubs like Carnegie Hall, Lincoln Center and the National Concert Hall in Dublin, Ireland with various orchestras. However, Rosemary is also a bit of a hippie health nut, so to feed her passion for wellness, in 2008 she decided to attend the Swedish Institute in Manhattan and become a massage therapist. Seriously, if you are good with your hands, why not diversify?

One COULD say that Rosemary and Aharon met purely by chance: they met at the Swedish Institute and graduated in the same class. But when Rosemary joined SEVEN WAYS OUT and the coincidences started piling up, they started to think otherwise. For instance, did you know that, although they never met before, Rosemary and Mike practically live next door to each other? And that Mike went to school with Rosemary's violin teacher?? And that Rosemary and Dustin's distant ancestors probably fought alongside one another at the Battle of Bannockburn??? It's fate, my friends, and if you don't believe me, here is the clinching proof: Rosemary just looks a little TOO natural in Aharon's trademark hat to be coincidence. That's right - take a good look. 'Nuf said.

Of course...the other theory floating around the interwebs is that while SWO *officially* recruited Rosemary for her musical talents, they actually brought her on board because asking Aharon for massages is too damn weird! Is this just another conspiracy theory? Who the fuck knows? But either way, Rosemary is here to lend a helping hand.
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